Stevie does it right
My copper. I love him. He makes me smile when people piss me off. :(

My copper. I love him. He makes me smile when people piss me off. :(

i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
running-like-hell:

“Sloppy Seconds” by Watsky.

running-like-hell:

“Sloppy Seconds” by Watsky.

wtfdirtbag:

Stevie! was this you!!!

Lol the best part is i really should just be like GEORGE OMGGG

wtfdirtbag:

Stevie! was this you!!!

Lol the best part is i really should just be like GEORGE OMGGG

sneakyneko:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember time Drake got beat up by a baby lobster

I never watched this shit, but this is pretty amusing.

coolgame:

koulin:

devinleighbee:

karatam:

punch-a-your-buns:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.

#WHEN HE BURIES HIMSELF THE VOICE MUFFLES I CRIED

I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER

I LOVE SPIDERS AND THIS MAKES ME LOVE THEM EVEN MORE OMFGGG 

Awww he’s cute.

I HATE spiders but this was absolutely amazing<333

sneakyneko:

I’m so jealous right now.

sneakyneko:

I’m so jealous right now.

zodiaccity:

Taurus is one of the most loving signs of the zodiac…

you know me so well tumblr.

zodiaccity:

Taurus is one of the most loving signs of the zodiac…

you know me so well tumblr.